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Saturday, November 04, 2006And If You Don't Know, Now You Know NiggaI started my new job a few weeks ago and I like it a lot. I'm getting great assignments, being treated well, and managing to spend every penny of my enormous raise. My new bosses use collar stays and speak with words I have to look up. I feel like I'm running with the big dogs again. Last week I was making a cup of tea in the kitchen and talking to the staff members who were all coming and going. I somehow got on a rant about how I hated M&M's. Yesterday when I came back from lunch, I had an anonymous note on my desk with a "fun size" bag of M&M's that said, "Why don't you give them another try... 'fun size'". Remember: be ye not so stupid. |