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Shock the House for the Young Ladies

I saw a posting last week on Craig's List for an apartment near where I work.  The person seeking a roommate was a lady in her twenties.  I wrote her the following e-mail:

I am interested in the apartment.  I will make a good roommate. 

I like to clean.  That faint blue color that Ajax turns when it touches water actually turns me on. 

I am neat.  I like horizontal surfaces untarnished by clutter.  I am so neat most people I work with think I'm gay.

I bake frequently.  You will be forced to try French desserts and you will be asked questions such as, "Do you think this needs more framboise?" 

She didn't write back yet.